The King's Books

Are you ready to inflict some good old-fashioned PUNishment on family, friends, strangers, or even yourself?

Dedicated to the development and recognition of the noble art of punning, PUNishment uniquely combines a collection of over 450 puns with techniques for punning in everyday conversation. The book includes dozens of hilarious cartoon illustrations and punny jokes which are categorized across a diverse set of subjects, including special multilingual puns. The punning techniques, if mastered, will separate the true artist from the mere amateur and provide the ability to lose friends and agonize people.

Whether used as a training manual by aspiring punsters or enjoyed primarily as a humor book, PUNishment has unlimited potential for making you laugh. With over 125,000 copies sold, join the large community of readers who are already experiencing punbelievable fun!

This book will arouse millions!

SEXciting PUNography (the new second edition of Grime and PUNishment) contains over 380 of the best sex puns ever put into print, along with 30 cartoon illustrations and some proven techniques for working puns smoothly into everyday conversation. The book will go a long way toward promoting the highly creative art of punning by tapping into one of the greatest of all creative resources – male and female sexual desires and their thoughts and fantasies about sex. It will expose the punster to an appealing source of new material and hopefully will entice readers who have not discovered the fun of punning to practice and enjoy the art.

Off-color, off-beat, off-the-wall, offly funny. With over 100,000 copies sold, join the growing community of readers experiencing the climax of humor!

How good are you with puns?

This is your chance to find out. In addition to providing a collection of hilarious new puns and illustrations for you to enjoy, PUNdemonium contains the Punster Proficiency Test (the PPT) – a unique, outrageously-funny pun test designed to measure your skills as a punster.

Puns are everywhere – in advertisements, commercials, business slogans, newspaper headlines, TV sitcoms – and have never been more popular. The PPT will offer you a fun-filled opportunity to see how prepared you are to face a world of puns.

Whether used to test your pun-ability or enjoyed exclusively as a book of humor, PUNdemonium has unlimited potential for making you laugh. Join the rest of the pun nation in experiencing PUNdemonium-we promise it won’t make you (or others) too testy!

How would you like it if someone constantly sniffed around your body to see if your clothes had to be changed?

And how would you feel about being wheeled around in a grocery cart like a loaf of bread or having your cheeks pinched by baby-talking relatives? Most of us wouldn’t tolerate such treatment. Yet babies are subjected to these kinds of indignities everyday and when they try to complain, someone stuffs a pacifier in their mouth.

But now a champion of babies’ rights has come forth. In this delightfully-funny book, filled with loveable photographs and cartoon illustrations, humorist Harvey Gordon exposes the annoyances and embarrassments infants must endure on a daily basis. Baby Power also shows us what might happen if babies unite to redress their grievances. Adults could find themselves facing an infantry of babes in arms.

Loaded with laughs and light-hearted fun, Baby Power is sure to be appreciated by parents of all ages and everyone else who loves babies. So, drop that pacifier and un-pinch those fingers, and join the community of readers looking to improve adult-baby relations and stop the inevitable baby insurgency.